dancewithdevil ([info]dancewithdevil) wrote,
@ 2005-09-04 19:52:00
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oh my god. i think i peed myself laughing.
WORDS WOMEN USE

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FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!

And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!


Almost forgot "Whatever"...(it's a woman's way of saying *!..@ YOU!)



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[info]wamphyri101
2005-09-05 06:52 am UTC (link)
The sad thing about it is its all true.
could also add

"Its up to you" this is when the woman wants you to make the choice for once and shes plain bored of doin git all the time

"Should i wear this?" the most dangerous of all questions for men. If you say no, she will want to know why, nameing ever reason (and probably moan you think she looks fat) and then make "you bloody pick something then"

If yes, she may have just picked a terrible outfit just to see if your actually paying attention, followed by wanting to know why you like it, nameing every reason and probably moan you think she looks fat

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