Home
i was holding on; now i'm letting go
 
[Most Recent Entries] [Calendar View] [Friends]

Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in dancewithdevil's LiveJournal:

    [ << Previous 20 ]
    Sunday, September 24th, 2006
    11:25 am
    shiva the hermpahrodite
    and my husband.
    and my hair.
    and yes...shiva the pug is a hermaphrodite.

    Read more... )
    Sunday, August 20th, 2006
    12:51 am
    Wednesday, June 21st, 2006
    11:16 pm
    Wednesday, June 7th, 2006
    10:04 am
    update for shizzle
    byron and i went to las vegas a couple of weeks ago to see *my* family aka his in-laws. my family is a crap family BY THE WAY.
    i spent all of two days ago cleaning and organizing our house so it looks like a home not like we just moved in.
    i smoke pot. like...almost every day now...only with byron. :). anyways...i made pot cookies a few days ago and OH.MY.HELL. i think ingestion is the way to go for me. i was fantastic for about 4 hours. and it tasted wonderful. <3.
    our friends jason and sara moved in down the street from us...literally a 5 minute walk. that's awesome.
    byron and i have been dealing with a lot of personal things lately....and so i've been super emotional and sensitive lately. (no there is no marital problems or fightings...more like...family things. that's all i will say about that)
    marriage is...fucking amazing. i am SUCH the housewife. i cook and clean. and cook. we *honestly* do not have fights. it's fantastic. bliss even.
    Monday, May 1st, 2006
    12:15 pm
    Friday, September 9th, 2005
    2:26 pm
    another one. SORRY
    1. Go here.
    2. Pass it on.
    my answers )
    Thursday, September 8th, 2005
    3:21 pm
    stolen from annica.
    Name 20 people you know in random order:
    1. robert
    2. david
    3. annica
    4. ryan
    5. layne
    6. joel
    7. miah
    8. dj joe
    9. my bestest friend joe
    10. maryanne
    11. charlotte
    12. becky
    13. stacey
    14. michael
    15. chase
    16. tori
    17. maddi
    18. kris
    19. james
    20. brandon york
    Read more... )
    Wednesday, September 7th, 2005
    1:45 pm
    fk;vjskldjvklsdj~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    I GOT TICKETS TO GO SEE HANSON SEPTEMBER 13th ON TH JIMMY KIMMEL SHOW djfhjkshfjkshjkhgjkd
    Tuesday, September 6th, 2005
    11:15 am
    Read more... )
    Sunday, September 4th, 2005
    7:52 pm
    oh my god. i think i peed myself laughing.
    WORDS WOMEN USE

    ******************************

    FINE

    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    FIVE MINUTES

    If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    NOTHING

    This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

    GO AHEAD

    This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

    LOUD SIGH

    This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

    THAT'S OKAY

    This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    THANKS

    A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

    Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!

    And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!


    Almost forgot "Whatever"...(it's a woman's way of saying *!..@ YOU!)
    Monday, August 22nd, 2005
    9:13 pm
    what's hotter than one?
    TWO!
    Read more... )
    COMING TOMORROW....what's hotter than one robert? TWO ROBERTS
    Sunday, August 21st, 2005
    4:00 am
    sooo today i was getting dressed and i looked out the window and there, lounging on the tree branch closest to me was....
    Read more... )
    Friday, August 12th, 2005
    1:46 am
    heh. boyfriend/girlfriend application
    boyfriend/girlfriend application

    Read more... )
    Thursday, August 11th, 2005
    1:21 am
    Read more... )
    12:10 am
    Read more... )
    ::laughs:: that's weird....i'd say they were pretty dead on.
    and if you take both my signs...and mix them up...i'd say that would describe me in a nutshell.
    Wednesday, August 10th, 2005
    12:04 am
    the most bizzare dream ever.
    there was a couple.
    an androdgenous boy and a girl who fits the same description.
    they were in love.
    ...
    that was it.
    just a simple couple in love.

    ...things like that just don't seem to happen anymore...and when they do, they're considered to be abnormal.
    the sex of the couples doesn't matter..
    i woke up feeling refreshed but slightly saddned.
    Monday, August 8th, 2005
    12:22 am
    so i got back from utah today...i had a good time overall. nay. make that a freaking fantastic time.

    it was good to see ryan again. like. really good.

    i saw my annica. and i met her LOVELY boyfriend clint. the two of them are so in love...it's refreshing. i was so happy to see her being so happyand to see her with a guy who seemed to actually appreciate her for the gorgeous person she is.

    i saw byron. he returned my kids in the hall. akward.

    i was also called a freak within in the first hour of me being in salt lake city.

    plus i got to go to area 51. that was fun...though the people there are SO. FRIGGIN.LAME.

    next stop....home. home being dallas.

    i want to go to sleep but i loathe sleeping by myself. CUDDLE SLUT TO THE RESCUE!
    Friday, August 5th, 2005
    6:33 pm
    AND IM OFF
    farewell all. and hello to my utah friends. :) i'll be there shortly/
    2:12 pm
    well.
    he just called.
    he says he doesn't know what happened.
    that he passed out.
    and someone stole 700 from him.
    he's on his way to his shoot.
    with my car.
    i should feel bad for him i suppose? but i guess that's what happens when you do drugs. you pass out. ::shrugs::.
    so. here's hoping that he'll be back in time. so i can get to my 840 flight
    12:43 pm
    kjdhfjkshdfjs :(!
    12.43.pm.and.he.is.not.back.and.not.answering.the.phone.
    i.want.to.stab.his.eyes.out.
    i.have.missed.my.flight.
    i.am.trying.to.get.on.the.later.flight.
    i.am.not.pleased.
    =/.
[ << Previous 20 ]
About LiveJournal.com

Advertisement